Dan Molar
Dan Molar
What becomes of any decayed teeth that the Tooth Fairy takes?

Dan is living his dream of combining decayed teeth and junk food. Today, Dan buys decayed teeth from the Tooth Fairy and resells them to food processing companies. There, they are melted down and used to make chips, cookies, pretzels and candies. All foods that promote tooth decay (yuk!).

Eat healthy and stop the junk food. There are lots of healthier snacks that taste just as good!

Dan's Motto
“Don’t count your teeth before they’re snatched.”

Thanks to Dan and his kind, it is predicted that one third of all children born after the year 2000 will develop diabetes as a result of the low-protein sugary foods found in junk food.
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