How does that gunk get in the corners of your mouth?
While you sleep, gunk farmer Dave Tinker secretly plants tiny grains of fungus in the corners of your mouth. If you have not been eating healthy, the grains will grow into big globs of gunk that Davy harvests by morning. Every weekend, he hauls your mouth gunk to the SCUGS Farmers’ Market and sells it to candy companies.
“One mans gunk is another mans treasure.”
Leave the junk and the gunk to the SCUGS. Eat a healthy well-balanced diet for a healthier morning smile.
Davy traded all his teeth to Dan Molar for twenty dollars and a used set of upside down dentures. His gunk will see you in the morning.